Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
William Shatner: Commander Buck Murdock
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Quotes
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Buck Murdock : Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!
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Buck Murdock : We'd better get to the tower, Lieutenant.
Lt. Pervis : We have no tower, sir.
Buck Murdock : No tower?
Lt. Pervis : Just a bridge, sir.
Buck Murdock : Why the *hell* aren't I notified about these things?
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Buck Murdock : Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
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Murdock : I want a six-foot trench dug around the entire base. Fill it with gasoline.
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Striker : Ok Murdock, I think I got something that just might work.
Murdock : what?
Striker : A bobby pin.
Murdock : Bobby pin. What the hell's, a man doing with a bobby pin. Lights on
Murdock : [Turns lights on]
Murdock : All right Striker, if a bobby pin is what you got, you will have to do. Just shove it in there, you'll have to short that thing out.
Striker : [Shoves the bobby pin, into the broken lever compartment, and sparks]
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Soldier : Those lights are blinking out of sequence.
Murdock : Make them blink in sequence.