Monsieur Beaucaire (1946)
Bob Hope: Monsieur Beaucaire
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Quotes
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Mimi : Oh, you're so right. One look is enough.
Monsieur Beaucaire : That regal forehead runs in the family.
Mimi : The Hapsburg chin!
Monsieur Beaucaire : Got that from my mother.
Mimi : The Bourbon nose!
Monsieur Beaucaire : Got that from my father, drank like a fish!
Mimi : Those dark, flashing eyes - that soft lustrous hair!
Monsieur Beaucaire : You should see it after a rinse!
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Monsieur Beaucaire : I carry one for show and one for blow.
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King Louis XV : [to le Chandre, referring to his mistress, Madame Pompadour] Should I chance to find her, I'm afraid I shall have your head...
[to Beaucaire]
King Louis XV : ... and yours too!
Monsieur Beaucaire : Naturally! Two heads are better than one!
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Monsieur Beaucaire : [Referring to the guillotine] What a way to die!
Count D'Armand : Be brave my friend. You wanted to go anyway.
Monsieur Beaucaire : But like a man, not like a salami!
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Count D'Armand : Go on! Help him!
Monsieur Beaucaire : Who me?
Count D'Armand : Yes, you! You're a man. You've got blood in your veins.
Monsieur Beaucaire : I wanna keep it there. It's the squirty kind.
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Count D'Armand : If you leave, you'll be cut in bits!
Monsieur Beaucaire : If I stay, bigger chunks!