Chaotic Good Quotes

“I wish people didn’t call them that. Trolls… They aren’t mythical creatures. You can’t look up how to defeat them in the Monster Manual. There are no critical hits, no saving rolls. They aren’t make-believe. They’re real. And they’re assholes.”
― Whitney Gardner, Chaotic Good

“They just needed someone to hate. Someone to fill the endless hours of their empty lives. A villain to make them feel like heroes.”
― Whitney Gardner, Chaotic Good

“I can curl my hair and paint my nails and wear my hand-sewn summer dresses. I can roll dice and design costumes for heroes and flip through comic books. All as myself. Finally.”
― Whitney Gardner, Chaotic Good

“Chaotic good ones place a high value on free will: they always intend to do the right thing, even if their methods are haphazard and generally out of sync with the rest of society.”
― Whitney Gardner, Chaotic Good

“How are you still standing?" "Am I? I feel like I'm falling.”
― Whitney Gardner, Chaotic Good

“I know all their costumes by heart, and one day I'll be making-" "Costumes?! That's what you're into, their outfits? Oh God... you're not one of those cosplay chicks, are you?”
― Whitney Gardner, Chaotic Good