Kid Normal Quotes

“The air was so thick with crumbs that it was like a scene from the horror film that cakes would make if they had video cameras and thumbs.”
― Greg James, Kid Normal

“What would be the point of my going outside this factory for the first time to initiate my evil plan to take over the country using an army of human drones wearing mind control helmets if I didn’t take the master uplink system for the mind control helmets with me?”
― Greg James, Kid Normal: Kid Normal 1

“It’s a milkshake, sir,”
― Greg James, Kid Normal: Kid Normal 1

“Problems don’t go away on their own, she would tell him. But problems are cowards and bullies, and they only take advantage if they think they can win. Face them. Look them in the eye. Show them you’re not scared. If you show them you’re not scared of them, they’ll run a mile.”
― Greg James, Kid Normal: Kid Normal 1

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― Greg James, Kid Normal: Kid Normal 1