Artfully Annoying Quotes

“Tell me about your family,” he said as soon as we had ordered our food and sat down.
“Tell me about yours,” I countered.
“I’m an orphan,” he lied.
“I’m a foundling,” I shot back.”
― Annika Champenois, Artfully Annoying

“He grinned. I was beginning to realize he had a very limited repertoire of facial expressions.”
― Annika Champenois, Artfully Annoying

“How had we gotten into such an easy banter? If I didn’t stop this, I might give him the wrong impression. Again.”
― Annika Champenois, Artfully Annoying

“Um, how did it go?”
I put my hands on my hips and huffed. “Just great. He plagued the life out of me while I spewed insults at him. I made an enemy of another waiter and estranged myself from a new restaurant, and Croft picked food out of my hair.”
― Annika Champenois, Artfully Annoying