Waffle House Quotes

“Even the hash brown section of the Waffle House menu reads like a serial killer-to-do list: "Smothered, covered,diced, and scattered.”
― Jim Gaffigan

“Waffle House is not harnessing their true economic potential. Sure, they make and sell food, but why are they not also in the entertainment industry? They should sell tickets to the fights that happen at their venue, and I'm sure a town like Harrison would embrace the spectacle.”
― Jarod Kintz, A Memoir of Memories and Memes