Vatican Approved Foreplay Quotes
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“Catholic sex is twenty minutes of pleading and whining (Vatican-approved foreplay), thirty seconds of involuntary shuddering and an hour of apologizing to God.”
― Celebrating Time Alone: Stories Of Splendid Solitude
― Celebrating Time Alone: Stories Of Splendid Solitude
“Do you have or have had a Red Button at your back, within your parish, and you are trapped? Lay red buttons throughout. Then all will have no doubt. There are evildoers about.”
― The Confessional
― The Confessional
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