Sneeze Quotes

“(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?”
― Victor Borge

“I held in the sneeze, though, by thinking of the word cucumber. It always works.”
― Merrie Haskell, The Princess Curse

“I seem to be allergic to whatever that terrible smell is," said Gateman when the urge to sneeze had finally subsided.
"What terrible smell?"
"The air," said Gateman. "It smells...different."
"That's called oxygen," said Professor Boxley. "Freh air. No cars, no buses, no factories; just pure, clean oxygen.”
― Cuthbert Soup, Another Whole Nother Story

“A book is a sneeze.”
― E.B. White, Letters of E.B. White

“For any creative thought to be contagious, it must first be worthy of a sneeze.”
― Ryan Lilly

“An hour seldom passed in which she didn’t either sneeze, pick her nose, or wipe a bogie onto her snot-encrusted sleeve. But she had such a lovely colour. That pink glow which comes with the flu used to engulf her like an aura. It suited her. She always looked so damn effervescent.”
― Joss Sheldon, The Little Voice

“Allow me," said the elf, proffering Gimlet's beard to Frito, who was now sneezing uncontrollably.”
― The Harvard Lampoon, Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings

“Like a sneeze, sin feels good at first, but it leaves a huge mess.”
― Craig Groeschel

“Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.”
― Ahmed Mostafa

“What do you say when I sneeze?"Anton repeated. "Bless you," Kana replied. "Right, but why do you say it?" Kana shrugged. "Sometimes in life, we do things simply because we have always done them,' explained Anton. "Perhaps there were once reasons, but we have forgotten them. A very long time ago, people believed that whenever a person sneezed, their soul exploded out through their mouths and into the air. They also believed that the devil was always lurking about and might snatch up that soul. So they said bless you, to stall the devil until the soul could shoot back down into the person's body." "That's nonsense," said Marin, throwing her hands in the air. "You're probably right," said Anton. "But you still say bless you. And until a moment ago, you didn't even know why.”
― Jake Halpern, Nightfall

“He thought it was cool he could go back in time whenever he sneezed until allergy season started!!”
― Neil Leckman

“Sometimes, we are like that sneeze who abandons those who need us the most.”
― Nitya Prakash

“Someone’s surely senescent when even a simple sneeze puts striking strain on their heart.”
― VKBoy, Shambala Sect

“Someone’s surely senescent when even a simple sneeze puts a striking strain on their heart.”
― VKBoy, Shambala Sect

“Achoo!" sneeze Robin, Frankie, and Penny.
"Oink-choo!" sneezes the pig-baby.
"Achoo!" sneezes the Duchess. "That's enough pepper.”
― Sarah Mlynowski

“One of my biggest dislikes is sneezing while peeing.”
― Steven Magee

“I always figured Gloria, but mentioning my guardian angel didn’t seem prudent, so I shrugged ignorance and yawned.

“Sneezing works just as well, if not better.”

“What?” The stupid belt would not unbuckle.

“Yawning is adequate,” he said. “But when you get caught with a question you prefer not to answer, it is better to sneeze. Anyone who asked the question will usually say bless you in some form. The question is forgotten, and you move on unscathed.”

“Okay. Ah-choo.”

“Bless you. So where did the complex and ancient protection wards come from?”

“You said that would work on anyone.”

“I am not just anyone”
― A. Kirk, Demons in Disguise

“So there’s no hit list?”

“Ah, ah…” He leaned in closer, his mouth next to my ear. “Ah-choo.”
― A. Kirk, Demons in Disguise

“Allergies, it seems like everyone is developing them. I lived an allergy free life until I passed through a computed tomography X-ray scanner having my lungs examined. Afterwards I was extremely reactive to pollen with a runny nose and heavy sneezing every spring. It does respond to allergy medication and in my medicine cupboard you will find numerous allergy medications. Research into X-Ray radiation revealed that allergies are a known side effect of the exposure.”
― Steven Magee, Magee’s Disease

“Password?” the door asks, the jaw of the skull moving with each word, as if it’s truly alive.

Val lets out an impatient huff. “Floccinaucinihilipilification,” he mutters.

“Bless you,” I snort.

"Cirio likes to use long words,”
― Marie Mistry, Liar Witch

“Ruby, growing impatient, shouted, "Sneeze! Sneeze!" Rip stammered, "I’m trying, I’m trying.
I have the Ah, but I don't have the Choo.”
― GLEN NESBITT, Joe the Alien