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Poops Quotes

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Steven Magee

“My response to the COVID-19 toilet paper shortage is to consume so much fiber that my poops come out as dense logs.”
― Steven Magee

tags: consume, covid-19, dense, fiber, logs, paper, poops, response, shortage, toilet

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Steven Magee

“Big poops cure everything!”
― Steven Magee

tags: big, cure, defecate, everything, expel, lose, poops, toxins, waste, weight

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Steven Magee

“High doses of vitamin E gave me looser stools!”
― Steven Magee, Pandemic Supplements

tags: defecate, high-doses, looser, nutrition, nutritionist, poop, poops, stools, supplements, vitamin-e

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Steven Magee

“The best poops clean wipe!”
― Steven Magee

tags: clean, clean-wipe, poop, poops, stools, the-best-poops, tissue, toilet-roll, wipe, wiping

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