Penis Size Quotes

“Peaches found herself wondering if Mary, a tiny brunette with an unprepossessing manner and less than ‘stellar’ work ethics, had to play Where’s Waldo to find Steve’s dick beneath his gigantic waistline.”
― A.T. Hicks, Peaches and the Gambler

“Men are led to believe that to be ‘worthy’ in a woman’s eyes, their manhood must be above average. Considering the global penis size for men is 5.5 inches, this leaves a lot of blokes feeling inadequate.”
― Vanessa de Largie

“At least you are back to being normal size." She gave a strangled laugh. "If the size of a cucumber on steroids is normal that is.”
― Charlene Hartnady, His First (Chosen #3A)

“Try picking on someone who can handle you, you worthless little limp dick of a shit." In retrospect I could have picked my taunts a little better. Obviously, the Horned God was very sensitive about his equipment.”
― K.H. Koehler, The Devil Dances

“There are at least as many boys and men who have watched porn as those who have measured their penises.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Penis size isn’t something that needs to be fixed. It’s our beliefs and perceptions which require altering. As a society, we should examine dick shaming culture and why it exists. Is it really necessary to shame a bloke because his package doesn’t replicate that of a male porn star?”
― Vanessa de Largie