Joker Quotes

“A joker is a little fool who is different from everyone else. He's not a club, diamond, heart, or spade. He's not an eight or a nine, a king or a jack. He is an outsider. He is placed in the same pack as the other cards, but he doesn't belong there. Therefore, he can be removed without anybody missing him.”
― Jostein Gaarder, The Solitaire Mystery

“If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.”
― Alan Moore, Batman: The Killing Joke

“Impossible is my specialty.”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness? - The Joker”
― Grant Morrison, Batman: Arkham Asylum

“The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.”
― Friedrich von Schiller, Die Verschwörung des Fiesco zu Genua

“Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve. -The Joker”
― Christoper Nolan

“There is always Joker to see through the delusion. Generation succeeds generation, but there is a fool walking the earth who is never ravaged by time.”
― Jostein Gaarder, The Solitaire Mystery

“How can two people hate so much without knowing each other?”
― Alan Moore , Batman: The Killing Joke

“Laugh and the world laughs with you!”
― Grant Morrison

“It's salt. Why don't you sprinkle some on me, honey? Aren't I just good enough to eat?”
― Grant Morrison, Batman: Arkham Asylum - A Serious House on Serious Earth

“Don't talk like you're one of them! You're not... even if you'd like to be. To them you're just a freak, like me. They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out. Like a leper. See, their morals, their "code"... it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these uh, these "civilized people", they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.”
― Christopher Nolan

“When a joker dies, the joke remains.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Confessions of a Misfit

“So why don't we have a go? There are two of us.'

Little Mike realized that his friend was actually serious. 'Two of us? Father Hillary had God Almighty helping out, and look where it got him.'

'I know. But we're a team. For years, since primary. Batman and Robin.'

'Robin got killed,' said Mike.

Christy was shocked. 'He did not, did he? Jesus, I didn't hear about that.'

'Yeah. It was a big shock. The Joker kilt him.'

'That fuckin' Joker. I didn't see that coming.' ("Taking on PJ")”
― Eoin Colfer, Dublin Noir

“Show Dr. Princi your teeth. That's right, let's see 'em all. Christ, Sparks, is that your tongue or are you swallowing a squirrel? Keep moving -”
― Thomas Harris, Red Dragon

“And that was it. He needed me. This scarred, broken man needed me... And I wanted to be there for him.
I wanted to smile for him...
I needed to.”
― Stjepan Šejić, Harleen

“Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?”
― Joaquin Phoenix

“I just hope my death makes more cents than my life”
― Joaquin Phoenix

“everyone always underestimates the idiot"
Jest from Heartless”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“Dr. Quinn..
No joke. I'd love to see you smile one day.”
― Stjepan Šejić, Harleen

“Perhaps we know each other in the future and you're only remembering backward.

- The Joker”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“Ah, but you can't be Frank. You've already told me that your name is Catherine.”

- The Joker”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“You remain a pawn until your mind matures.”
― Aiyaz Uddin

“Humorous people are often privately struggling with depression.”
― Steven Magee

“Who's the Joker, playing with our perception?
Who's that thief, grabbing our attention?”
― Amogh Swamy, On My Way To Infinity: A Seeker's Poetic Pilgrimage

“You keep us alive because you love us baddies more then you love them”
― Scott Snyder

“I meant no offense. A laugh like that is richer than gold to a man of my position. I will make it my life's work to hear the sound again. Every day, if it pleases you. No—twice a day, and at least once before breakfast. A royal joker must set the highest of expectations.

- The Joker”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“Impossible is my specialty.'

- Joker”
― Marissa Meyer, Heartless

“The joker can be the most depressed.”
― Steven Magee

“He wore a smirk the Joker would be envious of.”
― Soroosh Shahrivar, Tajrish

“She was going to have a beautiful life.”
― Kristen Ashley, Ride Steady