Hair Dye Quotes

“As a matter of fact I'd had my hair dyed a marvelous shade of pale red so popular with Parisian tarts that season.”
― Elaine Dundy, The Dud Avocado

“Honestly, I'd rather be anywhere else. Even home, where my dad begins almost every conversation with, "You should lose the black clothes and wear something with color." Puh-lease. Like I want to look like every Barbie clone in Hell High, a.k.a. Oklahoma's insignificant Haloway High School. Ironically, Dad doesn't appreciate the bright blue streaks in my originally blond/now-dyed-black hair. Go figure. That's color, right?”
― Gena Showwalter

“If youth was sold in a bottle of hair dye, we would all get in line.”
― Jan Rogers

“O, elixir of youth, thy name is hair dye.”
― E.A. Bucchianeri, Vocation of a Gadfly

“Would you believe it? – the instant she clapped eyes on me, she said that she saw I had taken to dyeing my hair! I was never more shocked, for it is quite untrue! It is not dyeing one’s hair merely to restore its colour when it begins to fade a little! I denied it, of course, but all she did was to give the horridest laugh, which made me feel ready to sink, as you may suppose!”
― Georgette Heyer, False Colours

“I spent the day stripping the purple out of my hair and redyeing it—Manic Panic Electric Tiger Lily. The jar promised it would glow under a black light, but somehow I didn’t think the grange hall was going to turn the lights off and get funky.”
― Louise Miller, The City Baker's Guide to Country Living

“Robyn hit me with her worst: the cool, calm anger of someone who would have no problem sneaking pink hair dye into your shampoo.”
― Tiana Smith, Match Me If You Can