Erection Quotes

“If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.”
― Erin McCarthy, Hard and Fast

“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.”
― Stephen Fry, The Liar

“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Whatever else you may think about me," he said gruffly, "I would never play that kind of game with you. The devil knows how you could doubt my attraction to you after our lesson at Baujart's. Or didn't you notice that being near you made me as randy as a prize bull?"
"I noticed," Garrett whispered sharply. "However, the male erection isn't always caused by sexual desire."
His face went blank. "What are you talking about?"
"Spontaneous priapism can be caused by scrotal chafing, traumatic injury to the perineum, a flare-up of gout, an inflamed prostatic duct-" Her list was interrupted as Ransom hauled her against him, front to front.
She was alarmed to feel his entire body shaking. It wasn't until she heard a ragged chuckle near her ear that she realized he was struggling not to laugh.
"Why is that funny?" she asked, her voice muffled against his chest. He didn't reply, couldn't, only shook his head vehemently and continued to wheeze. Nettled, she said, "As a physician, I can assure you there's nothing humorous about involuntary erections."
That nearly sent him into hysterics.
"Holy God," he begged, "no more doctor-talk. Please."
"It wasn't from scrotal chafing," Ransom eventually said, a last tremor of laughter running through his voice. Letting out an unsteady sigh, he nuzzled against the side of her head. "Since we don't seem to be mincing words, I'll tell you what caused it: holding a woman I'd already dreamed about more than I should. Being near you is all it takes to put me in high blood.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Hello Stranger

“I had a dream I named my boat after you. I love to raise your mast.”
― Amanda Mosher, Better to be able to love than to be loveable

“As much as I disliked Eddie Kuntz, I could sort of identify with a man who got a stiffie over banana cream pie.”
― Janet Evanovich, Four to Score

“There's this obsession with a man's erection and ejaculation, in that sex starts with his erection and ends with ejaculation.
There is not much else in-between that is affirming for women or for the person receiving that penis.”
― Dr Tlaleng Mofokeng, Dr T: A Guide to Sexual Health and Pleasure

“Guy’s own erection was so hard it ached, as if it were an angry dog begging to be let out and pawing at the door.”
― Edmund White, Our Young Man

“I have learned that the libido, like Elvis and jealousy, never dies. I know copulators of eighty-five. Who said you need an erection, a body or an orgasm for sex?”
― Hanif Kureishi, The Nothing

“If she moved back an inch, she’d surely bump into his rock hard erection.”
― Jason Medina, The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

“The fist on his chest uncurled. A finger began to stray, tracing the line of hair down toward his navel. It was a slow, tentative movement, for this was all too new. Passion unchained. Not just her own nakedness, but his.Especially his. She was still half-afraid to touch him. Then all at once he caught her hand, as if he could stand it no longer, and guided it down the tight grid of his belly, between the ridge of his hips.
Straight to the heart of him.
She gasped in shock when he dragged her hand up and down, up and down. Her eyes flew wide. It was a caress as outrageously shocking as when he'd slid his fingers inside her; as bold and daring as the man himself.
"Aid- Aidan!" She stuttered his name, part-question, part jarringly shocked.
"No, it's all right. Touch me, sweet, just like that... Oh, yes, just like that."
His whisper compelled surrender. Watching him, the glint of his eyes, half-closed now, her reserve slipped away.”
― Samantha James, The Seduction Of An Unknown Lady

“Her mouth dry, her gaze ventured inevitably down, past the curls on his chest and belly, clear to where his rod thrust high and hard against the white of one bare thigh.
Her recall was instantaneous- as if she'd ever forgotten. As if she ever could! With stark, unremitting clarity, she remembered precisely how it had felt to touch him there, her knuckles buried in the coarse nest of curls that thickened and surrounded the base of his erection.”
― Samantha James, The Seduction Of An Unknown Lady

“You're too handsome to wear a beard," she informed him. "I might allow it someday if you need to conceal a sagging chin, but for now, it has to go."
"At the moment," West said with his eyes still closed, "nothing I have is sagging."
Phoebe glanced downward reflexively. From her vantage point between his splayed legs, she had a perfect view of his lap, where the ridge of a rather magnificent erection strained the fabric of his trousers. Her mouth went dry, and she wavered between uneasiness and intense curiosity.
"That looks uncomfortable," she said.
"I can bear it."
"I meant for me."
The cheeks beneath her fingertips tautened as West tried- unsuccessfully- to hold back a grin. "If it makes you nervous, don't worry. It will disappear as soon as you pick up that damned razor." He paused before adding huskily, "But... it wouldn't be. Uncomfortable, I mean. If we were going to... I would make sure you were ready. I would never hurt you.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Devil's Daughter

“watching her new ‘Boy Toy’ grow erect and dampen his blue jeans. His eyes trailing down her front to discover her perfectly trimmed landing strip.”
― Bat Maxwell, The Color of Honey

“It's bad form to be at attention while in the birchin.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Frost and Starlight

“Have you ever done it in a sauna" Marina asked. "It's even more exciting when it's hot."

"And more debilitating, I'll bet." He laughed. "Thank God we haven't got time to warm it up. It takes an hour to reach two hundred degrees."

He pulled his stiffened cock from her mouth. "I'm there already, baby.”
― Joyce Haber, The Users

“The use of reason and that of an erect penis are mutually exclusive.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When I go to bed with a man,’ he had said once, and Duncan now said for the benefit of the carriage and the complaining woman, ‘I expect him to maintain full erection – full erection – from the moment of nudity onwards. Do I make myself plain? The very first moment of nudity. Anything else – anything that falls short of that – I regard as a personal insult.”
― Philip Hensher, The Emperor Waltz

“How does Vardenafil (Levitra) work to treat erectile Dysfunction?”
― Velez georvele

“I was going to complain about the noise," Lisa Livia said, still looking fragile but much better than she had before, "but now I'm just impressed. Leave it to the army to mechanize an erection."
"Laugh now, funny girl," Shane said. "That's gonna be a bridge in about a minute."
"And that bridge can hold over sixty tons," Carpenter said.
"So it's a strong erection," Lisa Livia said, looking at Carpenter.
"Oh, yes," Carpenter said, standing more erect himself.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Agnes and the Hitman

“A man reaches the peak of irrationality just before, and that of rationality just after, an ejaculation.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Putting a condom on is like raising your own flag, there is a solemn sensation when it is all erected.”
― Alain Bremond-Torrent, "Darling, it's not only about sex"

“The force that we invoke in The Way of Power IS the energy behind all manifestation. Another name for this energy is the 'Ontos' or the Essence of essences. The Ontos is the essential nature of anything. Plotinus, a Roman philosopher born in Egypt in 205 C.E., called this energy the First Hypostasis (literally, to cause to stand). What stands? The erection (the Point). What causes the erection? The Triangle (The Source of Mystery - Woman - that which causes to stand).”
― Laurence Galian, Beyond Duality: The Art of Transcendence

“CASE 116. L., aged thirty-seven, clerk, from tainted family, had his first erection at five years, when he saw his bed-fellow—an aged relative—put on his night-cap.”
― Richard von Krafft-Ebing, Psychopathia Sexualis: A Medico-Legal Study

“It’s hard to keep a good man down who constantly has a hard on for life.”
― Curtis Tyrone Jones

“Her last step landed her against him. He stood so close. His arms were raised above her head, ready to move the ladder to the next location. She ducked under his arm, and their bodies brushed. Her shoulder skimmed his chest; her hip tapped his groin.
His intake of breath drew her gaze. He released a short pant. Widened his stance. His zipper no longer lay flat. It bulged. Largely.
Her lips parted on her own indrawn breath. They'd touched, and he'd gotten an erection. Her breasts grew heavy. Her panties dampened. Embarrassingly so.”
― Kate Angell, The Cottage on Pumpkin and Vine

“Viagra: A sickened man’s best friend.”
― Steven Magee, Hypoxia, Mental Illness & Chronic Fatigue

“The first few days of supplementing with a high dose of zinc brought on morning erections!”
― Steven Magee, Pandemic Supplements

“Smart girl,” Andel muttered, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw their shapes disappear. Instead of relaxing, the tension along my spine tightened further.

Vale stood, and I caught the briefest impression of a tall, broad form packed tightly with the kind of muscle hard-won through fighting. There were thin, fading scars peppered over his thighs and stomach. I tried to look away but ended up staring straight at the length of him, half-raised and thick between his legs. “Don’t read into it.” He stepped out of the bath, reaching for a towel to dry himself. “It has nothing to do with you.”

“Manipulating people actually makes you hard?”
― Jane Washington, A City of Whispers