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Catholic Sex Quotes

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Jess C. Scott
“Tie me up, please..." Chantal said. They looked above at some vines and roots hanging down from the grassy area above the depression in the canal they were standing in. She was in his hands—he had to comply.

A little bit of kink was one of the most delicious of erotic pleasures. Catholic school girls were often the horniest—Brett could hardly contain his elation.”
Jess C Scott, Catholic School Girls Rule

Kevin Smith
“It's a joyful thing, being a Catholic. I can't even think about sex without thinking about bodily waste.”
Kevin Smith

Lionel Fisher
“Catholic sex is twenty minutes of pleading and whining (Vatican-approved foreplay), thirty seconds of involuntary shuddering and an hour of apologizing to God.”
Lionel Fisher, Celebrating Time Alone: Stories Of Splendid Solitude