Bruh Quotes

“Bruh”
― Bruh

“Death is inevitable; by facing Rupert you areonly learning how to prolong your miserable end. Strength is nothing when we jump off this mortal coil, and offers no sweet solace when it is over,” he said. “

See?” Celestina planted her hands on her hips. “He also thinks you need to attack more.”

“How on earth did you get ‘attack more’ out of that?”
― K.M. Shea, Magic Redeemed

“You hit me!” I yelled at the sky, and it was almost humorous to hear Rome’s deep voice so full of feminine outrage.

“Oh.” Yael sounded genuinely shocked. “It really is her. Rome just dropped like a bag of rocks.”
― Jaymin Eve, Seduction

“I smirked. “Careful, Aussie, that almost sounded like a compliment.”

I reached to take the knife, but Matthias caught my wrist, reeled back his arm, and stabbed the blade into my hand. I screamed. The Aussie laughed. Okay, it was only a prick. On my finger. But his serial-killer plunge and deranged look of delight got my heart pumping.”
― A. Kirk, Drop Dead Demons

“Fascinating!” Jayden was almost gleeful. “Yet another one you’re immune to, so it seems. Like Tristan’s hallucinating. And you can hold Matthias’s whips. Perhaps you should try to drown me.”

I looked at him. “Are you crazy? Next you’ll want me to suffocate Logan!”

“Excellent,” Jayden smiled. “I hadn’t thought of that.”

"What?” Logan backed away.”
― A. Kirk, Drop Dead Demons

“But I must say,” Jayden smiled wistfully, “when I was a child, I had a giant stuffed whale which I slept with every night. Very soft and squishy, and Aurora, instituting the connection of our bodies last night, which I believe constitutes the term snuggling, provided the same comforting sensation as slumbering with the whale. Most enjoyable. I forgot how much I missed it.”

"Giant whale.” Luna snorted a laugh. “He just called you fat.”

“But snuggly,” I said. “Jayden, what are you doing here?”
― A. Kirk, Demons in Disguise

“I always figured Gloria, but mentioning my guardian angel didn’t seem prudent, so I shrugged ignorance and yawned.

“Sneezing works just as well, if not better.”

“What?” The stupid belt would not unbuckle.

“Yawning is adequate,” he said. “But when you get caught with a question you prefer not to answer, it is better to sneeze. Anyone who asked the question will usually say bless you in some form. The question is forgotten, and you move on unscathed.”

“Okay. Ah-choo.”

“Bless you. So where did the complex and ancient protection wards come from?”

“You said that would work on anyone.”

“I am not just anyone”
― A. Kirk, Demons in Disguise

“Oh, thank God.”

“Please,” Matthias said. “I told you she’s too hard to kill.”

“Aww,” I said. “Thank you.”

Matthias offered me a sweet smile. “Just like a cockroach.”
― A. Kirk, Demons in Disguise

“Your Sicarius team?” Goodbye frying pan, hello fire.

“Yes,” he said proudly. “Out of emotional concern for others, I am acquiring assets to come to y’all’s aid.” He saw the looks on our faces, and his fell. “That was wrong? Dang it. I thought I nailed it this time. I’ll go stall them.”
― A. Kirk, Demons in Disguise

“Sidetracked,” Jude butts in. “The point is, we can’t enjoy a woman, unless we enjoy her together. It’s part of the bond. None of us have ever had a woman on our own.”

“So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,”
― Kristy Cunning

“Sidetracked,” Jude butts in. “The point is, we can’t enjoy a woman, unless we enjoy her together. It’s part of the bond. None of us have ever had a woman on our own.” “So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection.”
― Kristy Cunning, Four Psychos & Three Trials

“According to the wiki, the same thing happens regardless of choosing to let go or not,” Kaleb announces, his face alight from his phone’s screen.

“Dude, the whole point is to make the choices. Not to look up what the best choices are,”
― H.A. Wills, Save Spirit

“Oh, no. This is what happens in horror movies and then everyone dies," Wolfgang emphasized. The four of us gave him a look and he shrugged.

"Tell me one horror movie where they split up and actually all come out alive."

"It's a horror movie,”
― Avery Song, SSS: Year One

“I don't need to study. I did last night," he whined, resting his head on my shoulder. "Plus. I can just sniff the paper and —"

"If Yuriel were here, I'm sure he'd throw a water bottle at you for attempting to say you can smell the answers to the test," I interrupted, knowing where his comment was leading.

"I can. It's easy," Dimitri reassured me.

"That's cheating."

"It is if you're caught.”
― Avery Song, SSS: Year Two

“And you wouldn’t believe the amount of times someone claims to have accidentally stabbed themselves either! Just last week, I had a Sphinx claiming she’d fallen on a pointy carrot at dinner while I removed the sharpened end of a toothbrush from her gut,”
― Caroline Peckham

“Well, as I was saying," Pudding went on. "My silver spoon collection was my most prized hoard at the time, but my brother Theodore had had his eye on it for many years. He was always after my spoons. And one day...he got them." He sighed heavily. "And it was very, very, very... very traumatising.”
― Caroline Peckham, Alpha Wolf