User:Gegnome

I devote most of my time to making minor edits on pages I come across. Perhaps some day I shall make more substantial contributions, once I am less bewildered by the scope and idiosyncrasies of the 'pedia and its community.

Oh, and I really like userboxes.

The following is a brief collection of Wikipedia articles that I find interesting, amusing, or both. The list will grow as I discover more pages that attract my attention.

• List of Unusual Articles
• Culture-Specific Syndromes
• Russian Profane Slang
• Nadsat
• Uranium Glass
• Crushing by Elephant
• Wikipedia Anti-Rules
• Fluoroantimonic Acid
• Hydrofluoric Acid
• Venomous Mammals
• Comparison of Words in Slavic Languages
• The Genain Quadruplets
• List of Unusual Deaths

These are articles that I'm working on when I get free time. I'm trying to be bold!

• Raya & Sakina

• Моя страница на Википедия – это место
• Ma page sur le Wikipédia français: içi

Wikipedia & Me My Purpose & Projects Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian. wiki-1 This user is a beginning Wikipedia editor. This editor is a WikiGnome. This user is a random page patroller. "It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave, when you are a very small user." <sum>:1 This user believes that every edit should have a summary. even This editor is an eventualist. This user absolutely hates redirects and has to fix any one they see. This user believes that adding relevant links is never a bad thing. This user is a participant in WikiProject Russia. This user is a member of WikiProject Psychology. This user is a member of the Molecular & Cellular Biology WikiProject

Who Am I? Personal Information This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Biology and minoring in Psychology. This user is a scientist. V This user is a vegetarian. This user is bisexual, not confused. This user swears by Science that they are an atheist. This user is a socialist. This user knows that there are 654,965 reasons why the 2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.† AP This user was awarded AP Scholar with Distinction by the College Board This user is a mental health consumer. ə This user is a Grammar Nazi. its & it's This user thinks ohh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just i-t-s, but if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's i-t-apostrophe-s... Scalawag. SI This user measures both in metric system and American system units. ft-lb This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. This user contributes using a Mac, and doesn't know why Windows was ever invented. This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm ('phoenixfirefly'). This user likes vinyl records more than CDs or any other form of music. This user listens to NPR. This user drinks. Period. This user drinks tea.

Assorted Whimsy Interests & Miscellany This user is interested in the Middle Ages This user is interested in the Romantic period. This user is interested in the Victorian period. This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945). This user is interested in the Russian Revolution. This user is interested in the history of the Cold War. This user is interested in Russia and is capable of speaking in a Russian accent. This user is interested in DNA and genetics. This user is interested in Biochemistry. This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry. This user is interested in medicine. This user is interested in psychology. This user is interested in linguistics. This user enjoys photography. This user enjoys knitting. This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys. This user adores the works of James Joyce and yes I said yes I will Yes. This user reads webcomics. Achewood This user knows that Achewood is a momentary diversion on the road to the grave. This user enjoys electronic music. This user enjoys hip hop music. This user enjoys indie rock. IDM This user enjoys braindance. Kubrick This user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time. This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best film ever made. STAR WARS This user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, doesn't have any problem with comparing the films to each other. This user is in a glass case of emotion. Kill Bill This user owns a Hattori Hanzo sword. This user's got a case of the Mondays. This user has got red on her. Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls! DIRTY JOBS This user knows it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. H This user believes that everybody lies. MB This user rejects your reality and substitutes her own! This user is a fan of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. SVU d'oh! This user calls the big one Bitey. Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously. AD This user made a huge mistake. Mr. Show This user remembers a time when people named Bob and David wore crazy outfits and brought us all to the verge of laughter. RJ This user is Rick James, bitch! This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines. This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\